Nothing delivers a sexier bang for your wallet than buck-a-shuck oysters. Problem is, because of the rapidly depleting supply of seafood, few restos can afford to offer them any more.

The Real Jerk isn’t the only local resto with a condo in its future.

Other than big-ticket oysters, is there any nosh more erotic than mussels? From pulling the steaming flesh from the shell to soaking up every last drop of addictive liquor, sharing a bowl brimming with bivalves is a true labour of love.