The Hipstah

Who: A juvenile hipster mimicking rappers in the most ironic way

Style: Nudie jeans, straight-brimmed cap, hoodie with pattern, high-tops

Can’t live without: The Wire, season four

Drink: Patrón tequila, bottle service

On the iPod: Cool Kids, Kid Sister, Mos Def

Celebrity inspiration: A-Trak, DJ AM, Lupe Fiasco

The Off-the-Rack Model

Who: A not so easily impressed socialite with no problem wearing a onesie

Style: Inspired by semi-pornographic American Apparel ads

Can’t live without: Her vertically integrated business model 

Drink: MDMA washed down with someone else’s bottle of vodka 

On the iPod: Sebastien Tellier, Chairlift, music for sale at American Apparel

Celebrity inspiration: Lindsay Lohan, M.I.A., Dov Charney

The Party Girl

Who: An outgoing, hard-living exhibitionist

Style: Expensive shoes paired with cheap T-shirts

Can’t live without: Daily uploading photos of self onto multiple social networking websites and blogs

Drink: Pabst Blue Ribbon 

On the iPod: Crystal Castles, MGMT, anything Diplo-approved

Celebrity inspiration: Samantha Ronson, Santogold, Alice Glass

The Photoblogger

Who: An introverted hipster lurking at parties to take photographs of soused girls and post them on his site 

Style: Eyeglasses without prescription, cardigans

Can’t live without: Digital SLR

Drink: Other than Red Bull, doesn’t really drink, but the odd bottle of 50 finds its way into his hand

On the iPod: Whatever DJ/band he’s shooting that night

Celebrity inspiration: Mark Hunter (aka Cobrasnake) and Merlin from Last Night’s Party

(All photos by Zach Slootsky)

Also in this issue: The end of hipster, what is a hipster, hipsters remembered: a hipster timeline, and, the Am I a hipster? quiz.