Walk-in fridge at a pizza shop In the red tube of a playground A streetcar A telephone booth on Bathurst At a table, at a restaurant on Queen West during lunch hour Back row in the balcony of the Bloor Cinema. I don’t remember the movie Canoe Cemetery in broad daylight Church, with the pastor In a choir loft, while church was in session, behind the organ, using the vibrations from the organ to increase the satisfaction of the climax In a double-occupancy hospital room behind curtains, with a man who’d just had a testicle removed, beside a man on a breathing machine The Henry Moore sculpture in front of the AGO In line waiting to get into a concert McDonald’s On the top deck of a double-decker bus in the UK Penalty box at an outdoor hockey rink... in the middle of winter A fountain Back seat of a cop car Bent over a fire hydrant Car wash In the elevator of the CN Tower, and it was great – just ask my man Inflatable castle at an amusement park My doctor’s private office, with him and his previous secretary My desk, at the office, during work hours On a jet ski in the middle of a crowded lake with my favourite fuck partner On a trampoline On the hood of a taxi cab with people inside On Santa’s chair in the mall On the wing of an aircraft, while it was on the ground Tanning bed. Mini-golf course on Centre Island. It was a hole in one The chairlift at a ski hill Canada’s Wonderland parking booth In a snowbank, with snow suits zipped together On the lawn of a convent.