Queer Quips
What guarantees your Pride celebration will be a success?

"Lots of toilets."

Enza Supermodel, mayoralty candidate and hostess of Wig Out, at Buddies in Bad Times Saturday (June 16), 8 pm

"A rubber."

Edward Louis Cook stages a reading of his play Tales From The Parkside at Buddies in Bad Times Thursday, June 21, 8 pm

"Cheesy records like It's Raining Men and Y.M.C.A. I really hate those tacky songs, but I'll play them and everybody'll go crazy!"

DJ Blackcat

"Immodium."

Ellen Ray Hennessy

"A rolled-up newspaper to keep the hawkers away. Besides, I already own rainbow-coloured gardening gloves, thanks."

Sonja Mills

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