Queer quips: Which celebrity do you wish batted for the queer team? "Ruben and Clay from American Idol. I'd pay money to watch them do it." Steven Diguay (right) "Ashton Kutcher, or Erik Estrada 25 years ago (or any dark-haired man from a famous 70s duo like Starsky and Hutch, the Dukes of Hazzard or Cagney and Lacey)." R. Kelly Clipperton "The Virgin Mary." Ellen-Ray Hennessy "I really hope ALF does or else that hand up his butt is a real waste." Richard Ryder "Madhuri Dixit (Bollywood goddess and my all-time crush of the last 15 years!)." DJ Zhara

Sunday, June 22

action grrrlz/gay geek The Grrrlz and the Geeks team up for an all-ages/genders/orientations afternoon of fun working on projects. 2-4:30 pm. Free. 519 Church Community Centre. 416-766-6102.

a swim against the tide – a gay adoption story Launch of a book by David McKinstry. 2-4 pm. Free. This Ain't the Rosedale Library, 483 Church. 416-506-1400 ext 31.

chas parkway salute to pride Benefit for Casey House, featuring a main show and patio show. 6:30 pm. Trax V, 529 Yonge. 416-963-5196.

head on Ari is a handsome young Greek man torn between his traditional upbringing and his sexual identity at 10 pm on Showcase.

hussihop The female answer to the Homohop features a drag king show at 8:30 pm, socializing and dancing till the wee hours. $6, stu $5. Buddies in Bad Times, 12 Alexander. 416-975-8555.

oot & aboot The comedy trio returns to Yuk Yuk's with host Carla Collins. 8:30 pm. $15. Yuk Yuk's Downtown, 224 Richmond W. 416-967-6425.

pride week kickoff Silent auction and toonie drive/party. Auction 2-11 pm, party 6 pm-2 am. Woody's/Sailor, 465-467 Church. www.pridetoronto.com

rainbow tai chi LesBiGay-friendly, yoga-style tai chi. 10 am-noon. Free. 519 Church Community Centre. 416-925-9872 ext 2136.

same sex marriage – how do we get there? A talk by MP Svend Robinson kicks off Pride Week. 3 pm. Emmanuel Howard Park United Church, 214 Wright. 416-536-1755.

the planets Featuring Olympic skaters Paul and Isabelle Duchesnay, this film incorporates ice dance, conventional dance and synchronized swimming. 8 pm on Pridevision TV.