Queer quips: What do you say to that high school bully? "While you're down there...." R. Kelly Clipperton (left) "Honey, that outfit just ain't working." Andy Sheim "Eat my poison jam!" Ellen-Ray Hennessy "Shut your dirty little mouth and fuck me!" Richard Ryder "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful," or "Paki means pure." DJ Zhara

Wednesday, June 25

best chest contest Sofonda hosts with special guest, NYC's Kitty Hiccups. Woody's-Sailor, 465-467 Church. 416-972-0887.

bisexual men of toronto Support and social network. 8 pm. Free. Metro Hall, 55 John. 416-925-9872 ext 2810.

bootylicious R&B night at the Stables with DJ Blackcat. No cover. 418 Church. 416-977-4702.

bqy Black Queer Youth Initiative meeting. 6:30 pm. Free. SOY, 65 Wellesley E. 416-924-2100 ext 259.

cheap queers The Hardworkin' Homosexuals are back, featuring Helene Ducharme, Boo Watson, Salvatore Migliore, Marion Wall, David MacLean and more. 9 pm. $4.47. Vatikan, 1032 Queen W. 416-533-9166.

chocolate pudding Drag queen wrestling hosted by Justeen and Lena Over takes to the ring at 8 pm. Zelda's, 542 Church. 416-922-2526.

come out for palestine A public art workshop puts the politic back into Pride 1:30 pm. Free. 519 Church Community Centre. http://negotiations2003.net

eurythmics – peace tour The duo, on their tour in support of Greenpeace and Amnesty International, performs hits from Walking On Broken Glass and Sweet Dreams. 10 pm on Pridevision TV.

living legends Gay Men Over 40 Project community history evening. 7:30 pm. Free. 519 Church Community Centre. 416-340-8484 ext 420.

marlene dietrich: her own song David Riva's film screens at 8:15 pm. $9.60, stu $5.25. Cinematheque, Art Gallery of Ontario, 317 Dundas W. 416-968-FILM.

meet sky gilbert The novelist, poet, filmmaker, actor and director reads from his new book about Peter Pan author JM Barrie. 7 pm. Free. Yorkville Library, 22 Yorkville. 416-393-7663.

negotiations Palestinian and Israeli Jewish activists put politics back into Pride at a sign painting party. 1:30-5 pm. Free. 519 Church Community Centre. http://negotiations2003.net

non-disco night Bob spins eclectically at Toolbox. 508 Eastern. 416-466-8616.

sandra caldwell in acting up The red-hot, cabaret-jazz diva performs with her backup singers. 8 pm. $20, adv $18. Buddies in Bad Times, 12 Alexander. 416-975-8555.