"Leslie Nielsen or Martha Stewart."

"Bill Graham. Some closet cases should keep their affairs foreign. Don't get me started on Mary Cheney."

"I wouldn't want to see Brian Linehan doing anything remotely sexual on any occasion. For that matter, I wouldn't want to see Martin Short as Brian Linehan doing anything remotely sexual on any occasion."

"There aren't many I wouldn't watch getting ‘jiggy,' but if I had to choose, it's gotta be Tinky-Winky."

"Elton John. Though it would be cool to see a George Michael cameo in a public washroom scene, Mark Tewksbury scoring drugs, Marilyn Lastman shoplifting at Sears."