Which celebrity do you wish were gay?

"J.Lo. She already acts like a lesbian – she's dated all her friends and she likes to wear tracksuits." Diane Flacks , moderating the Queer Parenting: The Kids Are Alright panel at the Edward Johnson Building, Friday, June 25

"You mean which celebrity would turn gay just to be with me? Brad Pitt. But Fight Club, not Troy." Ted Morris , performing at Homo Night In Canada at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre, Friday, June 25

"Stephen Harper." Travis of the Jane Waynes, playing the Pride North Stage, Saturday, June 26

"Jennifer Aniston. Wow, that was the easiest question." Leyla Tshongo , performing at Cheap Queers, Wednesday, June 23; with Seraphym at the Pride North Stage, Saturday, June 26; and at Holy Joe's, Saturday, June 26

"Vin Diesel. When he talks he sounds like a drag queen on acid. And come on, nobody that buff, with a perfectly shaved head and who makes movies with titles like XXX, The Fast And The Furious and Boiler Room is straight. I'm sorry!" David McLean , part of Pride Week Cheek at the Laugh Resort, Thursday, June 24

Got an election message for Stephen Harper?

"Go ask ask Don Cherry where he gets those oversized shirt collars. Your red neck is showing." Diane Flacks

"Dear Stephen, I wish you were Ben Harper. Then you'd make beautiful music." Leyla Tshongo

"You'll get more votes if you march in the parade in buttless leather chaps. Trust me." Ted Morris

"Take lessons from the gay community. If it weren't for gay men getting married and lesbians having children, there'd be no traditional values left." David McLean

"Suck my Quebecois separatist dick!" Mirha-Soleil Ross , hosting the Pride Prom, Wednesday, June 23; and performing at Cheap Queers, Friday, June 25

If you married, where would you register?

"Everywhere. It's payback time!" Ted Morris

"Canadian Tire. They have everything I dream of from wheelbarrows to naphthalene camping stoves, from toilet plungers to luxurious foot spas." Mirha-Soleil Ross

"Venus Envy. Hands down." Amy Campbell , playing at Graffiti's Bar, Tuesday, June 22

"All the queens I know are cheap, cheap, cheap. So I'd register at Holt Renfrew, then just sit back and wait for the fur to fly. But I'd run out at the last minute and register at Zellers, just to be sure I received at least one Swiffer duster." David McLean

Got a Pride outfit planned?

"I think simple is always best. This year it's titty tassels, a rhinestone thong and number 95 sunblock. Oh, and of course lots of cards with my contact information." David McLean

"An article of clothing that does not have baby drool or paw prints on the shoulders. One can dream." Diane Flacks

"I take part in the animal liberation/vegan contingent of the parade so I'll be exhibiting some of the skimpiest, sexiest, non-leather gear." Mirha-Soleil Ross

"No, but my Shame outfit the next day might have puke on the shoes." Ted Morris

"I don't plan fashion that far in advance." Travis

"Yeah! But no matter what I wear, I'll end up nekkid." Leyla Tshongo

Who needs the Queer Eye?

"Exactly. I'd rather get done over by five femmes instead." Leyla Tshongo

"Don Cherry. Although even if he looked fabulous, he'd still be talking about hockey, so who cares?" Diane Flacks

"Umm, yeah... I could probably use the Queer Eye. Let's be honest." Amy Campbell

"Sheila Copps. She should just stop fighting it and join the Dykes on Bikes contingent this year. I'm sure she could get one of those business tent dresses done up in leather." David McLean

"Stephen Harper. Bad hair. Bad ties." Travis

"The Queer Eye guys themselves. I think they're why people hate us." Ted Morris

Which gay celeb do you wish were straight?

"Don Cherry. Oh wait, was that a secret?" Amy Campbell

"Are you out of your mind?Why would I want that?" Leyla Tshongo

"Tom Cruise is so boring he should be straight. He's the real Stepford Wife." David McLean

"Sean Hayes – or come out already." Diane Flacks

"Justin Timberlake. You've dated Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz? You're trying way too hard, you little white Michael Jackson, you." Ted Morris

"I wouldn't wish that on anyone." Travis