Brokeback Handyman, starring me, winner (loser) of Discovery Channel's Canada's Worst Handyman, and Kevin Frankish from Citytv's Breakfast Television, living and loving in a romantic homemade toolshed. No one dies, and we fix broken hearts on air on our own radio show, Lovers & Other Strangers, on CHFI 98.1, complete with soft rock.
Keith Cole hosts Twenty Times Two at Buddies in Bad Time June 23
Ugh. No, thank you.
Daryl Vocat has artwork in the Artefact show at 519 Church June 16 to 23
Brokeback Mountain: The Remake. Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King play lady rangers who marry men for appearance's sake but subtly pine for each other over a 30-year timespan.
DJ Kani spins at the Blockorama Pride Stage June 25 at 4 pm
I haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet, but I have been to the Gladstone and would like to pitch the end of the dyke cowboy phase. In the meantime, maybe Tim Burton could direct, and the dead gay cowboy could be done in claymation.
Tara-Michelle Ziniuk speaks at the Bending The Erotic: A Panel On Queer Sex Writing, Ryerson University Student Centre, June 22; OUT.LOUD Fearless Queer & Trans Programming on CKLN 88.1 FM (www.ckln.fm) runs June 19 to 25
The gay cowboy lives, and they spit fuck into the sunset.
John Caffrey of Kids on TV, who play at Spa Excess Bathhouse tonight (Thursday, June 15) and at Buddies in Bad Times June 22.
I never saw the movie, but anything with dreamy straight boys making out with each other sounds awesome. Bring it to me!
Erika Hennebury is the coordinator of this year's Sexy Pride fest, to June 25, and curator of the Can't Stop retro cabaret June 22, both at Buddies
"I wanna be your perfume."
DJ Kani
"I don't even know if you're queer or not, but I think you're really cute."
Daryl Vocat
"I'm fuckin' you tonight!!!," screamed in unison from the window of a car full of cute drunk trannies and dykes. PS: it worked."
Erika Hennebury
"There is the Internet, but I could also just show you." Is that the best or worst?
Tara-Michelle Ziniuk
"Wanna go back to George Smitherman's condo and do party drugs?"
Keith Cole
"I'd love to have you fuck me so deep and hard you bruise my colon and make my eyes roll back in my head."
Daryl Vocat
When a dirty man calls to you like a dog or other small animal � does that count as a pickup line?
Erika Hennebury
"Wanna go back to George Smitherman's condo and do party drugs?"
Keith Cole
I U She by Peaches; Leaving Jesusland by NOFX.
Daryl Vocat
A remix of Maya Angelou's Phenomenal Woman.
DJ Kani
My theme song is a mix tape: Human Nature by Madonna when I'm hanging out with fags, Me And Her by Heavens to Betsy when I'm hanging out with dykes, and Rocket Queen by GNR when I'm hiding at the Bovine. I'm waiting for L7 to cover Jolene.
Tara-Michelle Ziniuk
Breakdance Hunx by Kids on TV. Now on vinyl!
John Caffrey
I loved when Lezzies on X did The L Word theme song and everyone pretended we didn't know what it was.
Erika Hennebury
Fiona Reid.
Keith Cole
Queen Latifah (or at least out).
DJ Kani
I wish the bassist from the Constantines were queer.
John Caffrey
I wish Luke Perry were queer and a chick and hadn't aged since 90210. Same goes for, um, Marshall Mathers.
Tara-Michelle Ziniuk
Lady Sovereign: dreamy femme stud.
Erika Hennebury
Too bad about Svend Robinson.
Keith Cole
Any right-wing imperialist.
DJ Kani
Those guys from Queer Eye For the Straight Guy definitely get dropped from the list.
John Caffrey
Tom Cruise: creepy fag.
Erika Hennebury
I wish to see the Anarchist Bisexuals and Limp Fist take over the Rogers float, tear it limb from limb and disperse the shrapnel amongst the screaming crowd... seriously.
Erika Hennebury
I'd like to see the "community" get mobilized and run the corporate floats out of Pride. Corporations don't care about queer liberation. They use Pride to reach a demographic they see as very loyal in its spending habits.
Daryl Vocat
If the parade had fewer corporate floats it might regain my interest.
John Caffrey
I would love it if Toronto Life magazine had a float. That way I could test out my new shit-bag-tossing mechanical contraption from the crowd.
Keith Cole
My Boy Scout leader. I think he imprinted his "type" on my sexual desires � beefy and furry.
Daryl Vocat
David Cassidy, Partridge Family-era.
Keith Cole
Sky Gilbert.
Tara-Michelle Ziniuk
Corey Hart.
John Caffrey
Johnny Depp in Nightmare On Elm Street. Does that make me a fag? Then I'm a fag.
Erika Hennebury
