SUMMERWORKS SOUNDBITES

HOW DO YOU STAY COOL IN AUGUST?

"Don't get your navel pierced - that's soooo July."
     -- Geoffrey Whynot, Unpossible Elevator

"Wear only your Boy Scout cap with your Manolo Blahnik sandals."
     -- Louis Negin, The Boy Scouts' Manual

"Replace your plasma with 50-per-cent raspberry slushie."
     -- Torquil Colbo, Beyond Zebra

PITCH YOUR SHOW TO HOLLYWOOD

"It's a lot like Chariots Of Fire... without the chariots."
     -- Hope Terry, Flame

"Neo-Chekhovian, but with more sex, monsters and dismemberment."
     -- Eric Woolfe, Sideshow Of The Damned

"Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? directed by Quentin Tarantino."
     -- The company, Travis The Carpet Cleaner Helps Fill The Bad Patches

"It's a dark, non-linear, very experimen... Hello? Hello?" (dial tone)
     -- Sam Stedman/Kevin Rees-Cummings, Rabid

HOPED-FOR AUDIENCE EXIT LINE

"The hand of God was all over this one!"
     -- Michael Rawley, Unpossible Elevator

"Hey, wait up! I thought that was a great first date!"
     -- Sam Stedman/Kevin Rees-Cummings, Rabid

"Definitely worth the two-hour wait for tickets."
     -- The company, Travis The Carpet Cleaner Helps Fill The Bad Patches

"I'd cheerfully sleep with either of them!"
     -- Michael Rawley, Unpossible Elevator