PITCH YOUR SHOW TO HOLLYWOOD

"Tennessee Williams gets Sam Shepard drunk and takes him to a cheap roadside motel."
- Leanna Brodie, Phae

"I see it as a bizarre feud over a scabies-infested mattress, starring Tom Cruise and Molly Shannon."
- John O'Callaghan, Howie The Rookie

"It's two men talking in a park. Think what we'll save on locations alone!"
- Lyon Smith, The Zoo Story